Welcome to The Lavon Banana

The Lavon Banana crest: a peeled banana in a laurel wreath, Lavon, Texas, established 2026. Lavon’s Second-Loudest Voice A satirical newspaper for Lavon and the country around it. Nobody is immune and none of it is true. Click to laugh
The same crest rendered in steel blue, marking the documents side of the site. A Deep Dive Into Lavon Serious research into the decisions facing Lavon. Only the facts, and every figure carries its source. Click to learn